Holy Hand Grenade

First shalt thou take out the holy pin
Then shall count to three, no more, no less
Three shall be the number thou shall count
And the number of counting shall be three
Four shall thou not count
Nor thou count thou two excepting that thou then proceed to three
Five is right out
once the number three, being the third number be reached
Then lobbest thy holy hand grenade of Antioch towards thy foe
Who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it


Amén